Ted Dziuba

  • Dan Lyons vs. The Valley
  • Who Needs Process?
  • Dirty Words
  • Straight Talk on Event Loops
  • Node.js is Cancer
  • The Craigslist Reverse Programmer Troll
  • The Most Important Concept in Systems Design
  • Come to OSCON Data
  • Amazon — The Purpose of Pain
  • MacOS X is an Unsuitable Platform for Web Development
  • Devops Is a Poorly Executed Scam
  • Monitoring Theory
  • Stupid Unix Tricks: Workflow Control with GNU Make
  • The Case Against Queues
  • Multiple Concurrent Linux Distributions
  • The 3 Basic Tools of Systems Engineering
  • Taco Bell Programming
  • Programming Things I Wish I Knew Earlier
  • Too Smart for Git
  • SEO Is Mostly Quack Science
  • The Future of Apple's Curated Computing
  • Why Engineers Hop Jobs
  • Blog Upgrade
  • I Can't Wait for NoSQL to Die
  • Eventlet: Asynchronous I/O for Grownups
  • Break My Concentration and I Break Your Kneecaps
  • Options for Parallel Compression
  • I Love the GPL (Except When it Applies to Me)
  • How I Spot Valuable Engineers
  • Introducing Milo
  • Hey Lets Bitch About SEO Again
  • I Don't Code in my Free Time
  • Twisted vs. Tornado: You're Both Idiots
  • 30 Helens Agree: You Can't Win Without Failing
  • A Happy Life Without the Whining
  • Stop Using the Word 'We'
  • Context Switches are Bad, but Stack Traces are Worse
  • This Is America, Take Your Unicode Somewhere Else
  • Print Isn't Dying, Serious Journalism Is
  • Startups: Keep It In Your Pants
  • My Twitters: Let Me Show You Them
  • Hacking Domains by Proxy
  • Don't be a Menace to South Central
  • Startup Dad
  • Disable The Annoying Thing In Ubuntu Jaunty
  • DiggBar is a Howl of Desperation
  • Be a Better Blogger. Stop Reading Blogs.
  • Effective Vices for the IT Professional
  • Corporate Blogs: It's The PageRank, Stupid
  • Advice to Old Men from a Young Man
  • Buying Sea Salt? You Might Be a Sucker.
  • There Will Be No Web 3.0
  • Shut Your Face, Commons Httpclient
  • Python Makes Me Nervous
  • Analog Debugging is Hard
  • Avoiding NLP At All Costs
  • I Have Never Seen Ubuntu Get Upgrades Right
  • Auto Mechanics: A Good Hobby for Programmers
  • Most Programming Interviews are a Waste of Time
  • Java subList Gotcha
  • A Web OS? Are You Dense?
  • Porter Stemming Makes Me Rage
  • Build Google Protocol Buffers Without Maven
  • Corporate Competence
  • Practical Unique Identifiers
  • An Engineer's Guide To Weight Loss
  • Machine Learning Is Not As Cool As It Sounds
  • Weekend Science Project
  • JavaFX Native Look and Feel
  • Eclipse Crashes in Ubuntu Hardy Heron
  • I'm Going To Scale My Foot Up Your Ass
  • Don't Serialize Java Objects In Hadoop SequenceFiles
  • Plugged in the New York Times
  • A Magic Elixir
  • Core Dumps Disabled By Default In Ubuntu
  • The Road To Hell Is 64 Bits Wide
  • Why Machine Learning Isn't Getting Any Easier
  • Hermetic RPC Unit Testing With Thrift and jMock

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